code monkey-歌頌可憐的菜鳥程式設計師


作者: | 2009/07/25 16:25:00 | 1 則迴響


近看到的一個很有趣的影片叫Code Monkey,是一首很有趣的歌…

Code Monkey get up get coffee
(代碼猴子起身喝咖啡)
Code Monkey go to job
(代碼猴子上班去)
Code Monkey have boring meeting
(代碼猴子開了個無聊的會)
With boring manager Rob
(一起開會的上司Rob也夠無聊)
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
(Rob說代碼猴子很勤奮)
But his output stink
(但做的東西卻不行)
His code not “functional” or “elegant”
(他的代碼“用不了”或“不夠好”)
What do Code Monkey think?
(代碼猴子在想什麼?)
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
(代碼猴子想,上司可能想乾脆自己來寫那個TMD登錄頁)
Code Monkey not say it out loud
(代碼猴子沒大聲說出來)
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
(代碼猴子可沒瘋,只是有點得意)
  
Code Monkey like Fritos
(代碼猴子喜歡吃Fritos薯片)
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
(代碼猴子喜歡喝Tab和Mountain Dew)
Code Monkey very simple man
(代碼猴子是個直爽人)
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
(心裏藏著點溫暖的秘密:)
Code Monkey like you(2X)
(代碼猴子喜歡你)
  
Code Monkey hang around at front desk
(代碼猴子在前臺混著)
Tell you sweater look nice
(說你的毛線衣真好看)
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
(代碼猴子給你買蘇打水)
Bring you cup, bring you ice
(還送上杯子和冰塊)
You say no thank you for the soda cause
(你說謝謝,不用了)
Soda make you fat
(因為喝蘇打水會變胖)
Anyway you busy with the telephone
(你得忙著接電話)
No time for chat
(沒時間閒聊)
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
(代碼猴子走回小隔間,坐下假裝工作)
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
(代碼猴子沒想通)
Code Monkey not feeling so great
(代碼猴子感覺不太好)
  
Code Monkey like Fritos
(代碼猴子喜歡吃Fritos薯片)
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
(代碼猴子喜歡喝Tab和Mountain Dew)
Code Monkey very simple man
(代碼猴子是個爽直人)
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
(心裏藏著點溫暖的秘密)
Code Monkey like you
(代碼猴子喜歡你)
Code Monkey like you a lot
(代碼猴子很喜歡你)
  
Code Monkey have every reason
(代碼猴子有理由)
To get out this place
(離開這個地方)
Code Monkey just keep on working
(代碼猴子還是留下來工作)
See your soft pretty face
(看著你可愛柔軟的臉)
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
(醒來,咖啡蛋糕做早餐)
Take bath, take nap
(洗澡,睡覺)
This job “fulfilling in creative way”
(這工作“創意無窮”)
Such a load of crap
(真是廢話一堆)
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
(代碼猴子以為總有一天會得到一切,包括像你一般好的女孩)
Code Monkey just waiting for now
(代碼猴子在等待)
Code Monkey say someday, somehow
(代碼猴子說,總有一天,總會實現)
  
Code Monkey like Fritos
(代碼猴子喜歡吃Fritos薯片)
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
(代碼猴子喜歡喝Tab和Mountain Dew)
Code Monkey very simple man
(代碼猴子是個爽直人)
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
(心裏藏著點溫暖的秘密)
Code Monkey like you(2X)
(代碼猴子喜歡你)

還有吉他版…


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